- "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John is not exactly the most motivating running music.
- When you stop to take selfies while you're running, your neighbors will stare at you.
- Chocolate Nut Brownie Luna Bars do not, in fact, taste anything like brownies. They do, however, taste like tar.
|Don't be fooled - this is actual industrial grade highway material.|
- Running is the only sport where I'm not only encouraged to wear a fanny pack, but people find me infinitely cooler because my
hydration beltfanny pack is freakin' awesome. I have found my people.
- "I'm carb-loading" is the greatest excuse to eat whatever the hell you want. No one will question that third pack of Skittles you ate in a 3pm staff meeting.