Monday, June 2, 2014

Lessons from the Road: "Should I buy underwear? Should I WEAR underwear?!"

  • "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John is not exactly the most motivating running music.
  • When you stop to take selfies while you're running, your neighbors will stare at you.
  • Chocolate Nut Brownie Luna Bars do not, in fact, taste anything like brownies.  They do, however, taste like tar.

Don't be fooled - this is actual industrial grade highway material.

  • Running is the only sport where I'm not only encouraged to wear a fanny pack, but people find me infinitely cooler because my hydration belt fanny pack is freakin' awesome.  I have found my people.
  • "I'm carb-loading" is the greatest excuse to eat whatever the hell you want.  No one will question that third pack of Skittles you ate in a 3pm staff meeting.


  1. Strange, but true: I run faster to slower music! Embarrassing throw-back tune of the moment: James Taylor, Copperline.

  2. Me again. Just found these and thought of your post headline...


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